He he, surprised?!

Meet Mint Blancmange, my fictional wife! No, it's not her cuteness that attracted me to her, but it's her intelligence and kindness. Ha ha, you all must be jealous with me and her right? Ha ha ha! Anyway, sweets dream Mint-chan! Sweet dreams little k!

-though I'm paranoid? Huh! Well, I am! HA HA HA! (but then I cry pathetically)

(Mr.Editor: this is just a confession, made by this moron, so desperate for a girlfriend. So friend, could you help this guy out? Thanks, I appreciate it so much.)